Wednesday, May 1, 2013

AH HAHAHAHAH! THIS IS HYSTERICAL!

OK so first of all i have to tell you, i've been seeing these blogs that are all cool looking. They are pretty and organized and spaced and stuff, mine are all munched together. Like i can push enter several times so theres space between the lines and it still jumbles it all together. Dang i wanna cool blog..... (Gonna push enter three times here....) Ok so now for the hysterical part... I'll just get straight to the point before I tell the whole story.... I GOT BUCKED OFF OF A PONY!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ISN'T THAT HYSTERICAL?! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!Ok now... G wanted to pet the pony but she wasnt going to ride it because last time she fell off of it cuz the dog bit its tail.. so i went and got it and said wheres the saddle? G said no i'm not riding it... so i didn't put the saddle on it, well she pet it and she was done, so i thought... i didn't go all the way out there to get the pony just so she could pet it.. so i tied its leadrope so it was like a bridle.. and hopped on... well its back is really little and narrow anyways so i was trying to get situated... finally get situated and say come on .... and make the kissin noise ya know... well he dont go so i barely kicked him on the belly and all of a sudden i thought he was just going to take off running... but it was kinda like a run stop and buck type thing that i was nowhere near prepared for... and next thing i know im face first in the ground.... hahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Well i'm laying there thinkin about how bad my legs hurt cuz i hit the ground really hard..... and my mom is just busting out laughing..... so then i start laughin and g is on the swing set bawling......... i guess she thought i was hurt.. i dunno. but i was laying there almost crying but laughing at the same time.... When i finally get up i go get the pony in the pen find a little rock and chunk it at him... and hes lucky it didn't hit him.. because it hit a pine tree and bounced off of it really hard... then mom proceeds to tell me that all their ponies they had when they were little just had 1 eye.... and I'm like hmmmmmm i wonder why???? NOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! Theyre stupid! next time i'll be prepared to hold on... hahahahah! I seriously couldn't beleive i just got bucked off..... i was in pure amazement. So the earthquake you felt tonight... yea that was just me.... no worries. I probly won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow! I bet my mom just can't wait to tell my dad I got bucked off that pony. I think that made her day. I said mom what if i broke my legs? she said I'd probly still be laughing because that was funny! geeeeeeez. So as i'm driving home down the dirt roads i'm thinking about stuff.... because i think alot, if you haven't noticed. And actually i'm thinkin about men... HAHAHAHAHHAHA! MEN! anyways you know what i LOVE about men (well, some men)... VEINY HANDS! isn't that weird. that comes second to teeth..... This sounds weird... but my cousins all have really veiny hands... and you can see the veins go up their arms... i think its REALLY cool! i love veins. i think they're cool. HA anyways.... Now actually heres what i was thinking. i wish when i thought about stuff i could just say it and it type it on my blog.... cuz sometimes i have really interesting stuff in my mind..... Like this...... When i was a little girl, i thought bruises were so cool! I thought they were so cool that in 5th grade, I repeatedly punched myself in the face so i could have a black eye.... ok so that sounds bad... but of course i wasn't hitting myself hard.... that would hurt. i just sat there and tapped my fist below my eye because i wanted to look cool.... to this day i still love black eyes! I've only had i think 2 black eyes in my life... and guess what? They were both from baseball! Once my uncle threw the ball REALLY high (it's weird that i still remember this) i was probably like 8 or 7 or 6 or something i was young... and i tried to catch it and the sun was in my eyes.... or something... and the ball smacked me right in the eye ball! i thought i was so cool! FINALLY I HAD A BLACK EYE!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH. at the time i didn't think it was cool because it hurt so bad, but then you know you have to go look in the mirror to see how bad it looks. ok the second time (weird i remember this one also) i dont think it was really my eye... but i do think it got black around that area.... i was playing a baseball game and you know i was the pitcher (because i'm awesome.... or WAS awesome) i was probably 10 this time... and there was a hit to the outfield they threw it home and the catched missed it, so i ran home because the 3rd base runner was running home... and the catcher threw it to me hard but the sun was right in my eyes.... and it hit me right in the temple (well not right in the temple or i would've died) but i think i was knocked out for a minute cause i remember waking up to the umpire in my face asking if i was alright? AM I ALRIGHT? DO I LOOK ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! haha. well it left stitch marks on my head..... now that was REALLY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was pretty soon after that when my mom made me stop playing baseball and i had to go play sissy softball with the girls! dang her..... it was only because they all tried to hit me when i batted, because i struck them out. That sounds sarcastic but i'm being serious...... they really hit me almost everytime i got up to bat.... they hated me. I love how i can remember things from baseball, those were the best years of my life. I remember having a crush on a boy..... and i think one time i cried becuase it was our last baseball game or something and i wouldn't see him no more.... HAHAHAHAH! i can still remember some of their names... tucker.... and ummm there was a ben.... ha thats about all i remember.. i just remember it was so fun! i wish i could be a kid all my life. isn't it sad that you have to grow up..... not really but really! well i hope my spaces worked... if they didn't they'll be all jumbled............ sad face.......... good day matey!

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